An Irishman's philosophy:
There are only two things to worry about -
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well,
there will be nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there will be two things to worry about -
either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
there will be nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there will be only two things to worry about -
either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven,
there will be nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,
you won't have time to worry.